Text of the (Quasi)Day, vol 11

From Maria, via SMS:

Maria: lol I am not your average college student.
Me: No? So are you above average or below?
Maria: Above lol
Me: Above? Really? You know, the average person farts 14x per day. I never knew that about you, Maria…

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Text of the (Quasi)Day, Vol 10

https://i0.wp.com/www.mobiletracker.net/archives/images/apple-iphone-in-hand.jpgIn recent news of the iPhone‘s lower price (more on that later today) I texted my friend, AJ, to let him know, as he was one of the few to actually get the 4Gb iPhone for $500. When I told him that his model was discontinued and the 8Gb model was now cheaper than he paid for 4Gb, this was the reply:

AJ: “Geez. $500 and 2 months later and I’m outdated and discontinued. I feel used and raped.”
Me: “You got Steve’d.”

Related, this text came from Treocast via Twitter shortly thereafter:

“And for all those that just dropped $599 on an 8gig iPhone, Steve once again gives you the finger.. it’s now $399.”

I love it!

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Text of the (Quasi)Day, Vol 9

A text conversation between me and Purple.

Me: “I gotta go out and get a new phone.”
Purple: “Get a new phone? How come?”
Me: “Because my current phone vexes me an makes me want to throw it in the river. :)”

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Text of the (Quasi)Day, Vol 8

Via Twitter, from Laurel (in her 2nd TOTQD appearance):

“homeless, but at least better looking than the other homeless people of SF. plus, i’m not a crack fiend either.”

– Laurel Santos

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New Jersey

I stole this off of MySpace. Yes, I do in fact hate these little survey things, but it is about New Jersey and I am bored. So I’m doing it. And I’m not posting it on the MySpace, so it somewhat relieved the guilt and shame of actually partaking in this evil corruption of social networking.

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1) What’s Your First Name?:
Billy

2) Hometown?
Elizabeth, NJ

3) Favorite Boardwalk:
The one on Front St in Elizabeth.

4) Very Late Night Munchies 24hr White Castle Or 24hr Taco bell?:
White Castle because it’s within walking distance.

5) What’s Your Favorite Diner In Jersey?:
University Diner in Union, NJ. Next to Kean University.

6) Your Favorite Food From That Diner?:
Buffalo Chicken Ceasar Salad (my own concoction that I asked them to make for me)

7) Ever seen FDR?
The movie? No. The individual? Even more no.

8) Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robins?:
Dunkin’ Donuts.

9) Best Mall To Go To in Jersey?
I hate the mall, but Menlo Park and only because they have the Apple Store.

10) Best Beach in jersey?
I’m not much of a beach person, so any will do as long as it has sand and water.

11) The Most Tasty Slice Of Pizza You Ever Tasted Is From?:
Reggio’s Pizza. 895 Magie Ave, Union, NJ 07083. 908-354-9466. Try the buffalo chicken pizza.

12) You Hear The Town Woodbridge What Is The First Thing(s) You think of?
The mall.

13) You Hear The Town Sea Bright What Is The First Thing(s) You think of?
The shore.

14) You Hear The Town Long Branch What Is The First Thing(s) You Think of?
The Northeast Corridor train line on NJ Transit. It’s the endpoint.

15) You Hear The Town Old Bridge What Is The First Thing(s) You Think Of?:
Carlos Gonzalez. A kid I went to high school with who went to church there.

16) Six Flags or Beach?
I suppose Six Flags, though I haven’t been there since I was quite young.

17) Have You Ever Been Up Close To A Lighthouse?:
I don’t believe so.

18) What’s Your Favorite Bruce Springsteen Song?:
Um… Born in the USA?

19) How Many 711’s Are In Your Town?:
2 in Elizabeth, and at least one in just about every surrounding town.

20) Have You Ever Rode From Newton To Cape May?
I’ve been to Newton, but never to Cape May. I did ride from Newton to Trenton once. That plenty of mind-numbingly long for a car ride.

21) Garden State Parkway or Back Roads?:
Depends on if I am in a rush. I do like back-roads a lot, but sometimes you just gotta get som’ewhere quick.

22) GSP or Turnpike?:
I like the Turnpike… if it just wasnt for those blasted high tolls.

23) Up North Or Going South?
North Jersey

24) Ever Drive To The City For No Reason?:
I take the train. Who in their right mind drives to NY?

25) Sea Side & Ocean or Back Yard & Pool?:
Backyard.

26) Have You Ever Seen Clinton Ave or Road?
Yep.

27) Best Romantic Spot in Jersey?
Right outside the Bayway Refinery. Such lovely colors.

28) Do You See Your Self Living And Starting A Family In Jersey?
Yep.

29.) First thing(s) to come to mind when you hear Newark?
Home.

30.)First thing (s) to come to mind when you hear Irvington?
Death.

31.)First thing (s) to come to mind when you hear Belmar?
Sand.

32.)First thing (s) to come to mind when you hear Atlantic City?
Rich. A guy from work who goes there almost every week to gamble.

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Text of the (Quasi)Day, Vol 7

From an IM with Carly:

William M Hartz: what will your major be?
Carly A Painter: Animal Science
William M Hartz: cool. so you can fix cows and stuff?
Carly A Painter: lol prolly

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Text of the (Quasi)Day, Vol 6

Ok, this did not come via SMS, but I read it today via a Facebook status update and it made me laugh, and so here you go….

“Laurel Santos is thinking MySpace should have an ‘it’s complicated’ status because isn’t that all it ever is?”

Laurel Santos


How true her words are.

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